Because you're not actually in that much of a hurry, are you?
Because if life hands you something really creative and stimulating, "LOL" is the equivalent of drooling by comparison.
Because you forgot that people made fun of this kind of stuff when it was still Valley girl speak.
Because after seeing it 1,000 times, some people are actually ready to move on.
Because not everyone feels as compelled to text while driving.
Because it really stands for lolllllll, like dullllllll, or maybe even putter, fart, pffft, yawn, period, silence, nobody home upstairs nothing to see move it along.
